Quotes for dating your best friend

Billy peed his pants." - "Of course I peed my pants, everybody my age pees their pants.

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And a body that could melt a cheese sandwich from across the room. That doesn't mean I didn't just go with people." - "Oh my God, I feel so nauseous!

' She was the kind of woman that made you want to drop to your knees, and thank God you were a man! " - "Because I did only have sex with three different guys.

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According to a recent study, three of North Carolina's largest cities are considered to be the best spots for dating when graded on a variety of factors.

So I picked up a knife, and told him it was his fault I was stabbing him. You’re sitting there, you’re wondering: do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested, I’m not really interested, should I play like I’m interested but I’m not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she’s not interested?

One day he tells me it's my fault he saw other women. And one of us will click the shutter." Calendar Girls (2003)- "I'm kinda psychic. That's amazing." - "Well, they can tell when it's raining." Mean Girls (2004)- "Ooh! " Team America: World Police (2004) "Janice, I apologize to you if I don’t seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call 'dating.' I don’t like the feeling. We're ten hours from the f--kin' fun park and you wanna bail out. To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! " - "Apes don't read philosophy." - "Yes they do, Otto. It's like that time we were at her parents' wedding anniversary and I told that joke: 'What's the definition of vagina? I was stuck with a case where Zuzu Petals and Art Mooney were battling out for the 'Lamest Clue of My Career' award." The Adventures of Ford Fairlane (1990) - "I couldn't believe it was her. I'd always loved Jazz, 'cuz she despised me for who I truly am. We're doin' little voices - undercover." - "Come on, sweetie. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get f--ked by dicks.

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